From:David Overall

Never trust a dog to watch your food. -- Patrick, age 10

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. -- Matthew, age 12

Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. -- Andrew, age 9

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. -- Rocky, age 9

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. -- Stephanie, age 8

Don't flush the toilet when you dad's in the shower. -- Lamar, age 10

Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes. -- Carrol, age 9

Never bug a pregnant mom. -- Nicholas, age 11

Don't ever be too full for dessert. -- Kelly, age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. -- Heather, age 16

Never tell your mom her diet's not working. -- Michael, age 14

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. -- Joel, age 12

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. -- Alyesha, age 13

Never spit when on a roller coaster. -- Scott, age 11

Never do pranks at a police station. -- Sam, age 10

Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving. -- Rob, age 10

Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do. -- Hank, age 12

Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand. -- Molly, age 11

Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. -- Chelsey, age 7

Stay away from prunes. -- Andy, age 9

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. -- Phillip, age 13

Forget the cake, go for the icing. -- Cynthia, age 8