Jokes & Quotes & Stuff

Don't take life seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.

I have loads of jokes that I've collected in my years on the net, and I'm happy to share some of them here. I also maintain a mailing list (I call it humorlist) to which I irregularly send out jokes, quotes, and stories that I've come across. See the index of the humorlist for 1998 to 2000, when I quit sending it out. And I'm always on the lookout for new ones, so if you would like to send me a joke or and interesting quote, or would like to be on the humorlist, mail me

The World According to Student Bloopers
Canonical List of Impossible Objects
Lawyer Jokes
Music Jokes
If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation
Who's On First
The Modern Man's Guide to Understanding His Wife